Ravenscleugh

Explorer Tom Blindhillbush Hill is a prehistoric fort that seems to be in a fairy dispute over parking rights, which explains all the weird angles. It’s got that 'don't touch me' energy that makes you want to back away slowly. The whole thing looks like it’s waiting for someone to drop a coin and claim it. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Broomhillbank Hill claims to be older than the concept of time itself, which is a stretch even for me. I suspect it’s been pretending to be ancient since the Bronze Age to avoid paying council tax on its slopes. It’s a cord rig with serious ego issues and a very long game plan. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.

Explorer Tom Dinwoodie Green Burn is a medieval building and furrow combo that’s planning to retire early and move to the coast. It’s been doing the same job for centuries and is ready to finally take a nap. You can see the burn running through it, like water trying to escape its boring office job. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Hazelbank is full of hedges that probably know more gossip than any village elder could ever dream of telling you. I bet locals swear by a superstition that if you touch the fence at twilight, your luck changes for exactly one hour. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Spedlin's Tower thinks the wind picks on it because it looks too good standing there with its possible seventeenth-century garden. It’s been around since the fifteenth century and still hasn't lost its sense of style or mystery. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Applegarth is secretly proud of one very specific potato that grew in its garden three centuries ago, refusing to let anyone forget it. It’s a possible monastery and tower house combo, which means it probably argues with itself about whether to pray or defend every single day. The church caption suggests it’s done some renovating on its soul too. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should.