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Explorer Tom Carrick Church (Ruins) is proud of its lack of a roof because it gets excellent exposure to the elements. It’s basically a stone skeleton that has given up on interior design entirely. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Derrygonnelly Orange Hall in County Fermanagh was where a priest lost a massive bet on a horse that didn't even exist. The hall still smells faintly of regret and old whiskey. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Tully Castle would absolutely nail a job interview if it could talk, mostly because it has five hundred years of experience in standing there looking serious and not complaining about bad weather. It’s got great posture for a pile of stones, which is more than I can say for my own back. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Castle, Bawn & Village Site: Tully Castle in Tully has strong opinions about the bumpy road leading to its front step and refuses to acknowledge the pavement. It’s basically a stone grump who thinks everyone walks too fast. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.

Explorer Tom Cliffs of Magho is deeply suspicious of the postman who always drops letters near the edge. It thinks he's trying to hide contraband in the cliff face. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Old Man's Head would handle a reality show like a pro, probably winning by doing absolutely nothing all day. He’s got that calm energy that makes everyone else look frantic. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod Church Site in Monea is pulling a fast one, claiming ancient roots while looking suspiciously new. Locals swear if you whistle near it at midnight, your shoes vanish for a week. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom Big Dog is named after a very aggressive terrier that probably ran away from home and got stuck on the summit. The weather has been picking fights with it since Tuesday morning. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Monea Castle has a ghost who’s too lazy to haunt it because he can't be bothered climbing the stairs. He just sits in the corner of the basement eating crisps and waiting for someone to bring him a drink. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Davy's Island in County Fermanagh would make Saint Patrick say 'at least it has no snakes', which is the highest compliment he can give to any place. It is basically a snake-free zone that even the holy man found acceptable despite its general lack of charm and appeal overall. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun.

Explorer Tom Gravelly Island was once ruled by a goat who wore a tiny crown made of seaweed and demanded tribute in the form of stale bread crusts from passing fishermen. The goat probably still thinks it’s the boss, even though it’s just a rocky bump that gets ignored by everyone else on the map. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom White Island has a church, graveyard, and carved figures, which is basically a party with extra steps. The whole parish argued about it once, probably because someone sat on the wrong rock. It’s just sitting there waiting for you to make something up. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.