Orangefield Park Playing Fields

Explorer Tom Ballyhackamore’s Orangefield Baptist Church is a modern Grade B2 gem from the sixties. It’s where a priest once lost a bet involving a goat and a very awkward handshake. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom The Hollow in County Down listens hard to the walls, convinced it can hear the ghosts arguing about whether the rain was heavy enough last Tuesday. It’s got a bit of a paranoid streak for a wood, but then again, everyone needs a little mystery in their life sometimes. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Con O'Neill Bridge in County Down has a hidden treasure that’s definitely a biscuit tin left by a very hungry architect. I’m sure it contains at least one stale digestible. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you’re lost looking for crumbs.

Explorer Tom Knock Burial Ground in County Down was where a priest lost a bet on who could yawn first, and the loser still hasn’t stopped. He’s been there since Tuesday. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Knock/Dundela in Knock has ruins and a graveyard with stories of Agnes Murphy and her kids from 1798. Medieval stuff is always dramatic. Tell your mates you found this one first, even if you didn’t.

Explorer Tom Mr Tumnus in County Down was invented by a local who swore he met him in a dream. He stands there looking confused about why everyone keeps photographing his knees. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom The White Witch in County Down is glaring at the horizon like she’s waiting for a delivery that never arrived. The builder probably thought she looked fierce enough to scare off gulls and nosy tourists alike. Pop by and tell her she’s looking well today.

Explorer Tom Battle of St Matthew's is a major site in County Down with nothing but a map point to show for its glory. Go on a wet day, it suits the mysterious lack of evidence perfectly.

Explorer Tom Lisnabreeney Waterfall handles nosey neighbours by splashing them directly in the face until they remember their place and walk away quietly. It’s rude, efficient, and honestly a bit refreshing for the local wildlife who are sick of being gawked at. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Cregagh Glen is playing hide-and-seek with me, and honestly, I think a fox took charge last Tuesday and declared itself king of the steps. The glen is so steep it needs more footbridges than a proper city centre, which is ridiculous for a wee patch of trees. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom Braniel Hill was designed by a mother-in-law who wanted to see everything but didn't want anyone seeing her, so she built herself a small hill with a view. It’s still judging your outfit from up there. Bring your own legend, I've run out.

Explorer Tom Millennium Milepost in County Antrim has appointed a very serious-looking terrier as its new head of security and operations. The dog barks at anyone who doesn’t tip it properly, so watch your step if you want to get a photo taken. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.