Nurney Graveyard

Explorer Tom Saint Brigid's Catholic Church in Killinagh would order extra sauce at the chipper if it had hands. It’s all restrained Gothic vibes and a strong opinion on how light should fall. A proper spot for a flash of insight, maybe.

Explorer Tom Ballinderry House in Ballinderry thinks Dublin tourists are loud and over-caffeinated, which is fair enough. It’s got windows that were swapped out and then put back, like a fashion statement. Take a mate and argue about the glass panes.

Explorer Tom Post box in Ballinderry is definitely where the map makers went wrong because it looks confused about its own era. King George V put his mark on it, but he never paid for the paint job. A good place to forget your phone is charging.

Explorer Tom House in Carbury gave up its corbels for Lent because it felt too heavy. It’s been propping itself up on stubbornness ever since, looking rather dramatic for a building that’s half gone. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Site of Abbey in Anneville or Clonard Old would complain to the council about how many students St. Finnian actually graduated. Twelve apostles? Give me a break, that’s just wishful thinking by medieval PR guys. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Font in Towlaght was moved from an old church to St Finian's in 1991. It’s carved with biblical scenes and looks like it has seen better days. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath once hid a crate of smuggled whiskey in its roots during a particularly rainy century. The bark still smells faintly of rum and bad decisions. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.