Noel Hogan

Explorer Tom Commercial Buildings on Patrick Street claims it’s older than the concept of money itself. It was built by merchants who thought they were gods, and honestly, they weren’t far off. Great spot to project your own financial failures onto its stoic neo-classical face while you pretend you’re fine.

Explorer Tom Williams’s Stores on Patrick Street is sick of people asking if it sells actual goods or just old memories. It’s part of a Georgian terrace that refuses to age gracefully, standing stiffly in the sun. Go on a wet day, it loves the drama.

Explorer Tom Merchants Quay in Limerick City would be the uncle who knows everyone at a wedding. It used to handle all the big cargo, now it just watches potatoes get moved around. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Castle in Englishtown thinks the seagulls are mocking its architectural choices every single day. They definitely are, but it refuses to admit they have a point. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Curragower Castle gave up meat and potatoes for Lent, which explains why it looks so thin around the edges. It’s basically a skeleton with opinions and very strong views on humidity. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Sarsfield Memorial in Limerick would review its visitors as 'adequate' and deduct a star for not tipping their hats properly. The bronze guy looks like he’s about to start a fight with your phone camera. Bring a notebook and write down his angry face.