Nathan's Corner

Explorer Tom Daisy Knowe would absolutely thrive on a reality show about rural property disasters. It’s just a solitary farmstead that has decided to be the star of its own very quiet drama, ignoring everyone else in Dumfries and Galloway. I bet the walls are whispering secrets it heard from centuries past. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom Whitecrook is sick of people asking if it’s really white or just tired. It’s got cultivation remains that look like they’ve been left in the sun for too long. The name is a bit of a joke, but the history is dead serious underneath the dirt. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Wood of Park is a later prehistoric settlement that has a curse which only affects people who don’t wave when they pass by, which explains why so many look so tense on the A75. It’s got that 'we lived here before you invented roads' energy, just chilling under the trees while traffic whizzes past. I bet it’s seen more weird cars than any living person has in their lifetime. Tell it a joke

Explorer Tom Dunragit House has been in a bitter feud with the rain for centuries, claiming it’s just being picky about when it gets wet. It started as a possible medieval castle and turned into an 18th-century country house, which is like changing your hairstyle mid-argument. It looks like it’s complaining about its own dampness every single day without fail. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than my