Mick Dowling

Explorer Tom Castlecomer Post Office used to be a police barracks, so the bishop who refused to visit was probably wise. It looks stern enough to make you apologize before you speak. Go with someone who loves old stories.

Explorer Tom Creamery House in Castlecomer is just a fancy set of gates acting like they run the whole dairy operation. In a job interview, it’d say, 'I have excellent limestone piers and strong references from the High Street.' A proper spot for a dramatic pause before you ask for directions.

Explorer Tom Battlefield in Castlecomer, Drumgoole, Glebe, Kiltown claims to hear the 1798 rebels complaining about their shoes through the soil. It’s quite loud if you squint at the plaque. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom This European Yew thinks modern buildings are tacky and lacks proper soul compared to its ancient roots. It’s constantly sighing at the scaffolding next door like it’s seen it all before. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom Holy Well in Drumgoole is called the Wood well or the Cruckny well, which is confusing as hell. What would Saint Patrick say about it? Probably that it’s too steep for his taste. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom European Beech has a favourite song, which is just a deep hum that vibrates through its trunk all day long. It refuses to share the lyrics because they’re too embarrassing for the younger trees. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.