Meikle Cloak

Explorer Tom Little Cloak would say in an interview that it has 'strong structural integrity.' It’s actually just a wall pretending to be a structure, which is bold for something so small. It wants a job title and a corner office. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.

Explorer Tom Auchenhay Hill does something weird when nobody’s looking, probably rearranging its own rocks just to see if anyone notices or if it can get away with it. It’s got a quarry and some walls that look like they were built by a toddler who had too much glue and not enough patience for straight lines. The hill is basically a puzzle box that no one has bothered to open in years, collecting dust and

Explorer Tom Auchenhay Bridge is stuck in a weird loop, convinced it’s a farm but actually just a bridge pretending to be something with a roof. I bet its favourite song is ‘I Will Survive’ because nobody knows what it really is or when it was built. It’s basically the underdog of architecture, doing its best to look dignified while dodging questions about its age. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Little Richorn is playing hard to get in Dumfries and Galloway, which is ironic considering it's just a medieval motte. Apparently, someone struck a bargain with the devil to build it on time, but they forgot to pay. The whole thing smells like bad decisions and wet earth. Go now, before it gets famous.