Magdalene Laundry

Explorer Tom Water trough in Townparks (St. Nicholas' Parish) is a stone basin that used to hydrate horses, but now it just looks confused. A local claims he invented the concept of watering holes, which is either genius or total madness, honestly I can't tell. Look up, the best view is actually the sky above it.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Hall in Townparks used to be a church but now throws parties. If it were a person, it would be the uncle who knows all the songs. Look for the Gothic details, they’re screaming!

Explorer Tom Quincentennial Fountain in County Galway has a curse that only hits people who don’t wave at it. I waved, but my hand was full of chips, so we’ll see if I survive the afternoon. It’s a lovely spot for a snack with zero plans or regrets. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Eyre Square in County Galway is currently being judged by local sheep who think the square is too geometric and lacks proper mud. They’ve formed a committee to protest this. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.

Explorer Tom The Padraic O'Conaire Statue in County Galway is standing there with that permanent look of someone who just remembered they left the stove on. It’s got a vibe that says 'I am deep, do not disturb my thoughts.' Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom The Browne Doorway in County Galway claims to have an imaginary twin across the sea that is slightly less fancy but definitely more dramatic. They probably send each other postcards, though nobody has ever found them yet. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Browne Doorway in County Galway was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he forgot his own name. It sits quietly near Salthill, watching the world go by without asking for any recognition at all. It’s a solid spot that deserves more than just a passing glance. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.

Explorer Tom The Siege of Galway in County Galway has seagulls who gossip about the cannons like they were old neighbors arguing over fences. They claim the noise was unbearable and that the defenders were just trying to get some peace and quiet. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Mechanics Institute has a superstition that if you touch the plaque twice, your engine will never stall. I’ve touched it three times and my car still makes noises, so maybe we’re all doomed. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Hall of the Red Earl has made a firm New Year's resolution to stop looking so angry and start smiling more for the tourists. But honestly, the name does most of the heavy lifting, making it look like a place where things got heated fast. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle.