Lowriesknowe Plantation

Explorer Tom Cairnpark has barrows, ditches, and drains, which is basically a prehistoric garden party gone wrong. It’s got more things going on than my last relationship did. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood of this chaotic little stone mess.

Explorer Tom Holestane is a prehistoric ring ditch that locals swear will turn your hair white if you step inside at midnight. I’m not sure if it’s magic or just really aggressive moss, but the superstition sticks like glue to your boots. It’s basically an ancient trampoline with no safety net and high stakes. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Carronhill Glen Viaduct holds a fake world record for 'Most Dignified Staring Into Space.' It’s been doing it since the 1800s without a single break, which is honestly impressive for a pile of rocks. It looks like it’s waiting for a train that never came to pick up its dignity. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom The East Approach Bridge at Drumlanrig makes a weird groaning sound at night, which locals swear is just it stretching its legs after a long day of traffic. It’s probably just settling, but the bridge insists it’s singing a lullaby to the river below for some reason. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.