Leinster Cottage

Explorer Tom Park in Talbotsinch refuses to fall down because it knows it’s central to a village plan. It was designed by a Countess, so it takes its greenery very seriously. Best seen with a hangover and a strong desire for quiet grass.

Explorer Tom Dalriada in Talbotsinch was designed for a Countess who probably had more style than sense, featuring Arts-and-Crafts details that demand attention. There’s a curse here that only affects people who don’t wave hello when they pass by. Ring your nearest relative and tell them you’re fine.

Explorer Tom Black Poplar is absolutely judging your outfit from up high. When nobody is looking, it’s probably rearranging its leaves into rude shapes for the squirrels to see. Tell the next person you meet it’s haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Cathedral in Gardens has been feuding with the next village over who owns the best view since before we were born. It’s standing there all smug while the neighbors throw stones at the sky. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Font in Gardens would bring a bottle of cheap champagne and zero chill to any party it attended. It’s just sitting there with a straight face, judging everyone’s outfit while pretending to be casual and unbothered. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.