Knockinderry Hill

Explorer Tom Barraer is here again, this time without the 'possible' tag, but still acting like a bishop who refused to attend his own ordination. It’s a farmstead that knows exactly where it stands, within ten meters of its coordinate, but can't commit to a single era. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Barvennan Cottage in Dumfries and Galloway is listed for sale, but the only interested buyer is a very confused cow. The estate agent is losing his mind over it. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Meg's Craig is a sheepfold named after someone who probably never owned it. Saint Patrick would have looked at this pile of stones and said it was a terrible conversion effort. It’s got a name but no personality, which is honestly quite refreshing. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom Barraer Fell saw a poet fall into a ditch nearby and now it refuses to speak to any other poets. It’s a field system with no date, so it’s been sulking since the Middle Ages. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Larg Tower in Dumfries and Galloway has a secret talent for looking exactly like a chimney when you’re not paying attention, which is very handy if you want to hide from your ex. It’s got that medieval castle energy but feels more like a very tall brick pile that’s waiting for the light to change so it can show off its angles. The whole place is just going, 'Look at me now,' while the clouds