Kilgrant Graveyard

Explorer Tom The Catholic Church of Saint John the Baptist in Powerstown sits on a boundary because it wanted everyone to feel included, even the confused Vikings who got lost looking for it. It has a new belltower that probably rings louder than necessary just to make sure nobody misses mass. It’s right at the junction, acting like it’s the center of the universe.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Cemetery is perched up high, watching everyone go to Clonmel with its best stone carving and coloured glass. It’s got a bit of a rivalry with the modern houses nearby, always acting like it’s the only one with taste. Keep your voice down when you pass; even the dead can hear you!

Explorer Tom Baldcypress in County Tipperary would be the awkward uncle at the wedding who keeps checking his watch while everyone else is dancing under the lights. It stands there looking slightly damp and confused, wondering why nobody gave it a speech or a gift basket for its efforts. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Tipperary claims Queen Victoria visited secretly to hide from her husbands and ate an entire basket of biscuits under its branches without a witness. Nobody can prove or disprove it, which makes the tree’s story even more ridiculous and delightful to everyone who hears it. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Frank Patterson was Ireland’s Golden Tenor, which sounds like he sang while covered in gold paint. Two lads bet a fiver that he could hit high C with his eyes closed. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Allen, Larkin and O'Brien Monument is standing tall in Clonmel, probably writing its dating profile to attract serious historical figures only. It’s got three names on it, which means it’s either very popular or just really confused. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Charles Bianconi in County Tipperary has been feuding with the rain since the plaque was put up, which is annoying because he’s just a guy who started a business. He’s got a twin city connection to Italy that makes him sound more important than he actually was in his day, frankly speaking here of course. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Main Guard Heritage Attraction in County Tipperary is haunted by a giant who only appears when you’re trying to take a proper selfie. Local legend says he just wants someone to acknowledge his excellent hairline, so keep your eyes open and your phone ready. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Burgagery-Lands West is hosting a royal visit that nobody can disprove. The town wall acts as its fence, and 1680s graveslabs are just sitting there looking smug. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Merchant's House in County Tipperary was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he got paid in pints and forgot his own name by the time he left. It’s still standing there looking dignified, pretending it didn’t need a rescue, which is classic old money attitude. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Streches Island started because two lads made a bet in the pub about whether they could name a rock before the next pint was finished. They won the beer but lost the argument over which one actually said the name first and who gets the credit now. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom The Siege of Clonmel is where the rabbits probably thought the whole thing was hilarious while everyone else was stressed out. They were hopping around behind the walls, eating clover and ignoring the cannons completely. It’s a historic spot that now just looks like a quiet town with old buildings. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.