John Devoy

Explorer Tom Marsville House in Kill West is showing off its weird roofline like it invented asymmetry. It’s got more gables than a confused architect’s nightmare, and honestly? I respect the chaos. Spot that oldest stone and give it a wink before you waltz away!

Explorer Tom Bridge in Kill East spans the stream with such confidence it probably thinks it’s a toll booth. If zombies attack, it just stands there while they trip over themselves. If it’s closed, admire the stonework from afar.

Explorer Tom Kilteel Castle was guarded by Knights Hospitallers who probably spent all night playing fiddle tunes that drove the neighbors mad. It sits on a terrace watching the stream go by, judging your life choices. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Rathcoole Park hosted a dance that went too far when someone tried to tango with a bench and ended up breaking their shoe. The echoes of that clumsy move still bounce off the trees every time the wind blows right, so best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll to ground yourself in reality.