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Explorer Tom Rosturk Castle in Rosturk was once home to a matchmaker who convinced everyone the ghosts were just shy. Robert Vesey Stoney’s house has seen some things, but mostly just very good parties. Have a nosey, politely, from the public footpath only.

Explorer Tom Post box in Rosturk is definitely older than the post office itself, I swear. It’s been sitting there since the dinosaurs were still learning to mail a letter. Go on, find that date carved on it and tell me I’m lying.

Explorer Tom Killeen Cemetery in County Mayo looks like it lost a bet with a very stern priest, which is why it sits there looking so permanently disappointed. I suspect the loser had to mow the hedges for three years straight without taking a single break, and you can still see the stress lines on the stones. It’s got that classic 'don't touch me' vibe but in a polite way, like a cat pretending not to care. H

Explorer Tom Bawn in Rockfleet is hiding a scandal involving a very rude neighbor and a missing corner wall. The Halls wrote about it, but they probably exaggerated for the drama. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Rockfleet Castle handles nosey neighbors by simply not having enough walls left to hide behind. It’s sitting on limestone bedrock like a stone giant taking a nap. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.

Explorer Tom Rockfleet Castle nearly got sold for a horse because the owner thought it was just a big rock with opinions. It’s got that dramatic cliff-side location that makes it look like it’s about to dive into the sea. The whole place is just standing there, looking windswept and slightly annoyed at the tourists. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Mulranny Tourist Office sits on Main Street with solar panels that seem to be judging everyone who walks past without a map, which is ironic since they sell maps for a living. It's secretly proud of one specific potato it grew in the back garden last year, but won't say which one under oath. The vibe is pure 'we know stuff you don't.' Perfect place to be dramatically

Explorer Tom Inishnakillew has very strong opinions about modern architecture and finds glass towers deeply pretentious. It prefers its own humble stone look and thinks everyone else is trying too hard. It’s basically the grumpy uncle of the bay, but in a charming way. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.

Explorer Tom Collanmore is the big sibling of Collan Beg, acting all important because it has more rocks in its name. It’s got a long list of former names that probably confused even the locals back then. The island looks like it’s mid-sentence, waiting for someone to finish the thought. Bring your worst joke; the place has heard worse from fishermen who were off their trolley.

Explorer Tom Bengorm is doing that thing where it stands perfectly still but feels like it’s about to lunge at your ankles. Rumor has it there was a dance up there once that went so far, the mountains are still trying to get their rhythm back. It’s just a bump in the dirt, really, but it acts like it’s guarding a dragon's hoard of lost keys. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.