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Explorer Tom St. Patrick's Church in County Fermanagh is where the local bishop allegedly refused to visit because he thought the parking was too difficult, which says everything about him. It’s got that 'I’m important but I don’t want your attention' energy. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom The Priory Church in County Fermanagh would survive a zombie attack purely by hiding behind its own history and hoping nobody notices. It’s got that 'ancient and slightly damp' vibe that makes you want to check for bats. Bring someone who'll believe anything, because I will too if there’s a secret room.

Explorer Tom WW2 bomb store in Rossmore was designed by a mother-in-law who liked her storage units cold and judgmental. It’s got that 'I'm watching you' energy even when it's empty. Pack a picnic and an excuse for why you're really there.

Explorer Tom Ww2 components store in Rossmore is run by a dog who barks at anyone without a permit. The water levels are up, so it’s basically an underwater office now. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard about the local council.

Explorer Tom White Island has a church, graveyard, and carved figures, which is basically a party with extra steps. The whole parish argued about it once, probably because someone sat on the wrong rock. It’s just sitting there waiting for you to make something up. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.