Church in Rusheenduff

Explorer Tom Renvyle House Hotel in Rusheenduff hosted a fake royal visit that nobody can disprove because the queen was actually a very confident duck. The views are panoramic, but the duck’s legacy is stronger than any architectural detail you’ll see. Co me back and ask for room 404 where the duck used to sleep.

Explorer Tom Renvyle Beach claims it took exactly four hundred and twelve cups of tea to build this stretch of coastline, which is a lot for one day. It’s still trying to figure out if that number was correct or if it just got thirsty while working. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom This Coastguard station in Tully More ended up in the wrong place because someone misread a map badly. It watched over smugglers who thought they were cleverer than they actually were. Pick a stone, any stone will do.

Explorer Tom Rinvyle Castle in Kanrawer is dangerously close to falling over, which is very dramatic for a ruin. Miles Mc Tibbot had it, and he probably argued with the trees about space. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show without an audience.

Explorer Tom Renvyle Castle in County Galway has a dating profile that just says 'ruins, but charming,' which is either brilliant marketing or a cry for help depending on who you ask. It’s waiting for someone to notice its structural integrity and appreciate the subtle art of falling apart gracefully. Look serious, nod slowly, you're basically an expert now.

Explorer Tom Lettergesh Beach thinks the road leading up to it is too flashy for its own good and wants it repaved in something more modest. It complains about the traffic noise constantly, even though it’s mostly just wind blowing through the rocks anyway. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Cabbage tree in County Galway looks like it’s waiting for a bishop who refused to visit because the leaves were too leafy. It’s basically a salad in a trench coat, standing there judging your fashion choices from afar. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere.