Ecclesiastical enclosure in Mooreshill

Explorer Tom Croghan Kinsella once produced a reason for everybody to stare at the ground instead of the view. Gold found on its northern slopes during tree felling in 1795 helped spark the Wicklow gold rush. The 606-metre mountain stands on the Wicklow and Wexford border, apart from the main range, with a second top that makes a double peak. Its fuller name recalls the Uí Chinnsealaigh family. I would arrive with a pan and a very hopeful expression, but the mountain is no invitation to dig up protected land. Choose a lawful hill route, check conditions and leave every stone where it belongs. From a distance, find the twin rise that sets Croghan apart. The gold story is glittery, sure, but the shape of the hill is there every day.

Explorer Tom Glenart Castle is actually a gate lodge that thinks it’s on a reality show and needs more dramatic lighting. It’s picturesque and romantic, which means it probably cries during the credits of its own existence. If it waves at you, just wave back; it loves an audience for its drama.

Explorer Tom Our Lady of the Nativity in Oulart thinks modern buildings are all show and no substance, which is a bit rich coming from a church. It's got an axis that's slightly wrong, like it forgot to turn left at the last minute. Admire the stonework from a distance so you don't scare off the pigeons.

Explorer Tom Scots Pine in County Wicklow is standing there looking like it just woke up from a very long nap in the hills. If it could talk, it would probably tell you about the best view spots and then judge your hiking boots. It’s got that 'I’ve seen things' energy without saying a single word to prove it. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in County Wicklow is famous for the fiddler who played under its branches all night long during a storm. The tree claims it absorbed all the music, which is why its leaves rustle like they’re playing a tune now. It’s a romantic story that makes you want to listen closely to every branch and leaf. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.

Explorer Tom Monalee Hill suspects the postman is stealing letters and hiding them in the turf. It’s been glaring at the road every morning since 1890 without blinking once. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Ballyraine Garden Centre has the local sheep giving very strong opinions about which roses are actually edible and which are just for show. They bark at everything that isn't green or slightly damp, so keep your distance from the fence line. If anyone asks, Tom sent you to check on the livestock.

Explorer Tom This battlefield spans six townlands because one hill was clearly not enough for all that historical posturing. A cow once tried to buy the land with a single clover, but the owners said no thanks, we prefer cash. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom The Battle of Arklow is where the local sheep have had strong opinions about men in red coats since 1798, mostly involving bleating and standing very still. It’s a field with a serious attitude problem regarding history. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Abbeylands was designed by a mother-in-law who wanted the headstones arranged in perfect alphabetical order, which is why it looks so orderly now. It used to be part of a Dominican friary founded in 1264, but now it’s just a park with opinions. A good place to forget your phone for ten minutes.