House in Murvey

Explorer Tom Trá Chuan an Mhada has very strong opinions on modern buildings and thinks they all look like they were designed by a confused robot. It prefers the old stone walls because at least those guys knew what they were doing with their architecture back in the day. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Gurteen Beach in County Galway is rumored to have been secretly visited by a very famous Irish actor who got stuck in the mud. He allegedly swore he’d never come back, but his footprints suggest he had quite a lot of fun. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.

Explorer Tom Trá na Feadóige is insisting it was here before the cows arrived, which is a bold claim considering the cows look like they own the place now. It’s got that ancient arrogance about it, shaking off the salt spray and acting like it invented the horizon. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom Iorras Beag in County Galway would bring absolutely nothing to a party, just its smug silence and a tendency to make everyone else look like they’re trying too hard. It’s the quiet one in the group who watches from the corner while the bigger peaks are showing off their dramatic cloud formations. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Doohulla quay is guarded by a superstition that says if you drop a fish, the next one will be made of plastic. The local craftsmanship here is top-notch stone work for catching imaginary boats. Tell me if the gossip I mentioned was true.

Explorer Tom Saint Mary's Church in Roundstone is stuck in a feud over who owns the best view of the village. The rubble stone exterior looks like it was built by someone who really liked texture and hiding places. Stand at the bottom to get the full dramatic effect.

Explorer Tom Alexander Nimmo Memorial in County Galway has a secret plan to retire into a nice quiet pub in Scotland. He’s been building harbours for a living, so he knows exactly where the good whiskey is. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom Inis Ní started as a bet between two lads who swore they could build an island out of pure stubbornness and wet sand. They lost the wager but kept the land, so make up your own legend about it and I'll swear on my life that it's true.

Explorer Tom Bunowen Castle sits on the seashore where the river meets the bay, probably getting salt in its eyes. The O’Flahertys owned it, which sounds like a pirate crew that lost their ship. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise, and the wind is definitely laughing at you.

Explorer Tom The Hawthorn in County Galway has a secret talent for hiding acorns from squirrels that are actually just shiny pebbles. It’s very smug about its tricks, so find the wonkiest bit of the trunk and send a picture to your group chat to see who reacts first.

Explorer Tom English holly treats nosey neighbours with a spine, literally, because one wrong step and you’re crying on the grass. It’s got that spiky attitude that says back off unless you’ve got a very good reason to be looking so hard. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom Doon Hill in County Galway seems to be in a bitter rivalry with every other peak in the area, acting like it’s the only one that matters when it’s just another lump of rock. It’s got that ‘ignore me’ energy but is secretly desperate for attention from anyone who stops by on their walk. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.