House in Drumshanbo

Explorer Tom Drumshanbo Garda Síochána Station has those six-over-six sash windows that look like they’re waiting for a proper story to unfold inside them. It’s been guarding the peace since the early nineteenth century, probably filing away complaints about noisy neighbours under 'general nuisance' every single day. Keep your eyes on the windows and wonder who's home.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Drumshanbo has an imaginary twin across the sea that probably wears better shoes. It’s just standing there being historic without even trying too hard, honestly. Go in good boots and be polite to the stones.

Explorer Tom Arigna Mining Experience is playing hard to get in County Roscommon, acting like it’s the coolest museum since sliced bread when it’s really just a hole with lights. I’m claiming it as my own and planning a housewarming where we all pretend to dig coal out of thin air. Bring your own pickaxe and your own sense of humour.

Explorer Tom The Shannon-Erne Waterway was the result of a bad bet between two kings who couldn't agree on which river was more important, so they just dug through everything to prove a point. It’s a canal that feels like it’s still waiting for an apology. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Castle John has a superstition that says if you don’t bow to it first, your shoelaces will untie themselves for a week. It’s been guarding this spot since 1791 with the confidence of a man who knows he’s right. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Finn McCool's Monument in County Leitrim has a fan club that mostly consists of confused tourists and one very loyal goat. The giant is probably still snoring under there, waiting for someone to bring him a proper sandwich. Keep your voice down so you don't wake the legend.

Explorer Tom Locals swear if you whistle at Lough Allen, a ghost will row your boat in circles until you apologise properly. It’s basically a giant puddle with an ego and a grudge against swans. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Sliabh an Iarainn calls itself the iron mountain and has the old workings to back up the name. It rises 585 metres east of Lough Allen, where ore once drew people into the hills. Then the mountain changes the subject entirely: its rock layers preserve sea creatures from more than 300 million years ago. I would be delighted to find a fossil and immediately claim I knew the creature personally, but the stone has a much longer memory than me. Irish stories also link the mountain with Goibniu, the divine smith, which is a pleasing match for its iron even if myth and mining are different kinds of history. The slopes are open country rather than a paved attraction; check lawful access, weather and a suitable route before climbing. Look toward Lough Allen and try to picture this place under an ancient sea. The hill is older than even my best excuse for being late.