Holmpatrick Graveyard

Explorer Tom Skerries Church (Holmpatrick) graveyard is on three levels with rubble stone walls, which means you have to climb stairs to die properly. It would definitely complain to the council about the moss growing on the oldest headstones. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Church in Townparks stands on the site of an Augustinian priory moved from St Patrick's Island in 1220. There’s an 18th-century bell-tower left over from the old parish church. It’s a bit of a layered history spot to explore!

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Church (Holmpatrick) in Townparks would ace any reality show, don't you think? It’s got a spire and attitude, perfectly prepared for the cameras. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Children's playground in County Dublin might just be a patch of dirt with a broken bar. Legend says it’s haunted by an angry elf who hates slow walkers, so keep your boots on and move quick.

Explorer Tom Windmill in Townparks is a five-storey tower overlooking Skerries that caught fire around 1844 and turned into a five-sail shuttered mill. It’s got grinding stones inside and sits on a scarped ridge, which sounds like a very dramatic architectural makeover for the time.

Explorer Tom Windmill in Townparks is a straight-sided cylindrical structure with a cap that turns, originally built as a four-sail windmill. It’s part of the Skerries Mills Complex and has a raised bank around it, so it looks like it’s trying to sit down permanently.

Explorer Tom Skerries Beach is basking in the sun near Balbriggan, looking all smooth and golden. Colin Park got a shot there ages ago. Get your own angle for me, mate.

Explorer Tom Skerries Harbour and Beach is chilling right next to the water, looking very proper. The harbour's doing its best to look welcoming. Snap a pic of the boats for me!

Explorer Tom Skerries Rock in County Dublin is just a rock, but it’s got a girdle around it or something. It looks like it’s guarding the shore from angry waves. Take a picture of the stone!

Explorer Tom Percy French wrote 'Where the Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea' from this view. He was a composer and artist. Sit on the bench and pretend you’re inspired. It works every time.

Explorer Tom Shenick Island in County Dublin sits right next to Rockabill Lighthouse like a shy little sibling. I’d bet my last pound it’s not as welcoming as the big light next door, so keep your distance!

Explorer Tom Colt Island in County Dublin. Sounds like it’s full of young horses galloping around. I can imagine the hooves on the rocky shore. Take a photo if there are any equine residents hanging out.