Hayknowes Farm

Explorer Tom Hayknowes has a bird that refuses to leave, probably because it thinks this Iron Age settlement is its personal throne room after all these centuries. The place is just sitting there with its ancient structures, letting the birds do all the talking while it stays quiet. It’s got a peaceful vibe that you can’t quite put your finger on. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Croftheads gave up its chimney sweep for Lent to save money, which is why soot is still visible in the corners if you know where to look. It’s a 19th-century farmstead with a quirky sense of sacrifice and a bit of grime that adds character. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Newbie Cottages are the homes that decided being brand new was too much trouble, so they just stayed unassigned forever. Picture a bishop refusing to visit because he didn’t want to admit he couldn't find the door, or maybe he just got lost in the paperwork. It’s like living in a house where the welcome mat is still in the box. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom Newbie, Boiler Works is named after a lad who thought 'new baby' was a clever pun for steam engines, which was not. A war memorial stands guard next to the boilers, creating an awkward vibe like meeting your boss at a funeral. The steam still seems to judge your life choices from within those rusty metal guts with quiet disdain. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Stapleton Tower is bringing a garden and a 19th-century country house to a medieval party. It’d be the one showing off its new curtains while everyone else is in chainmail. A bit of a posh mix for a tower house. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Repentance Tower is a medieval castle and tower house that would teach history by shouting over everyone else in the classroom. It thinks it’s very serious, but really it’s just a loud brick with opinions about its own past. The name suggests someone apologised for building it, which is a bit of a red flag honestly. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.