Graveyard in Killian

Explorer Tom Mill in Killian used to grind corn with water power, now it just grinds our patience waiting for it to open. Its family tree is mostly made up of old men arguing about wheat prices. Stand there long enough and you’ll start hearing ghosts whispering recipes.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Carrownafreevy thinks it’s a rockstar but just plays backup to the cows. It’d say in its interview that it has excellent load-bearing skills and zero ego. Best visited with a sense of humour.

Explorer Tom Tower in Castle Ffrench is standing there with its coat of arms, built in 1683 to show off a bit. It’s basically a brick letter that never got sent. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous of how well it's holding up over the years.

Explorer Tom Kellys Monument is a round tower that thinks it’s the center of the universe. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub about how ancient and important it is.

Explorer Tom Clonbrock Castle is well-preserved, partially restored, and sits in flat woodland by the river. Melaghlin McDonell owned it in 1574, probably while polishing his sword. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown and suggests you walk through a swamp instead.

Explorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in County Galway would make Saint Patrick laugh his socks off. He’d call it a bit of a show-off for the acorns. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom St. Marys Cathedral in Tuam has lost its nave to fire but kept the chancel. It’s basically a fancy porch with attitude and a barrel vault. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.