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- Marathon, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 2.0
- National Inventory of Architectural Heritage
- Sitomon, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 2.0
- Malene Thyssen, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 3.0
- Gerd Eichmann, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 4.0
Explorer Tom Welcome to Killard in County Cork is currently in a massive drama with the nearest tree, arguing over who has the better branch coverage for shade. The sign is trying very hard to be welcoming, but it's mostly just eye-rolling at the oak tree next door. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.
Explorer Tom The Rock Close is hiding a message in its stones that only reveals itself if you look at it with squinty eyes. It’s got that vibe of a secret society that meets there every Tuesday to discuss the best way to stack rocks. Look up because the best bit is always higher than you think and requires a decent pair of boots.
Explorer Tom The Seven Sisters have strict rules for visitors, including 'do not touch' and 'please stop asking if they’re related'. They’re probably plotting something together right now, maybe deciding which one gets to be the most dramatic about the sunset. Stick around for the light changing because it really is a show worth watching from a safe distance.
Blarney Woollen MillsFactory · 725 ydExplorer Tom Blarney Woollen Mills in Shean Lower is a modern factory from nineteen-forty looking a bit confused among its older cousins. It’s got saw-tooth roofs to catch the light like a sunbathing lizard. It probably thinks it’s way cooler than the brick buildings next door.
Blarney HouseGate lodge · 753 ydExplorer Tom Blarney House gate lodge in Shean Lower has griffins on the gable ends that look ready for takeoff. The terracotta ridge cresting adds a bit of flair to the masonry. Bring your A-game if you’re going to check it out.
European Yew767 ydExplorer Tom European Yew in Cork is being gossiped about by seagulls who say it's actually two trees pretending to be one. They're probably right because I can't tell where one ends. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.
European Beech854 ydExplorer Tom European Beech in County Cork does absolutely nothing when nobody's looking except judge your shoes. It stands there looking fancy while the mud tries to eat its ankles. Go in good boots and better humour.
Icehouse in BlarneyIcehouse · 906 ydExplorer Tom Icehouse in Blarney has no record because they forgot to write it down. It’s probably rivaling the castle for best chill-out spot in town. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
Blarney Castle (in Ruins)Castle, tower house · 958 ydExplorer Tom Blarney Castle in Blarney has a dating profile that says 'I like stone walls and people who don't mind getting kissed on the cheek', which is honestly not a bad approach to finding a partner. It’s famous for the stone, but it’s really just a very confident tower house pretending to be special. Have
Badgers CaveCave · 1006 ydExplorer Tom Badgers Cave in County Cork holds a fake world record for the deepest yawn ever recorded, which is technically true if you count the echo bouncing off the stalactites all night long. It’s not actually for badgers anymore; they moved out because the acoustics were too loud and their ears hurt. Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket.
Clogheenmilcon FenVisitor information · 1109 ydExplorer Tom Clogheenmilcon Fen is constantly trying to outdo its more famous neighbor, but it mostly just succeeds at making your socks get wet. It’s a fen that cares deeply about biodiversity and wants you to appreciate every single bug. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?
Lion RockNamed rock · 1501 ydExplorer Tom Lion Rock is pretending to be a fierce predator but really just looks like a very tired cat napping on a rock by the sea. It was nearly sold to a farmer as a horse once, which says everything about its lack of dignity and presence. Tell your mates you found it first.
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