Garryhill House

Explorer Tom Sessile Oak in County Carlow would be the uncle at the wedding who refuses to dance but judges everyone else's moves. It stands there looking slightly disappointed by humanity. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography right now.

Explorer Tom Post box in Drumfea is a cast-iron Victorian letter box from 1880 with a 'VR' monogram that stands for Victoria Regina, basically the Queen of Stamp Collecting. It’s got more heritage than most people have breakfast. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse from the mailman.

Explorer Tom Saint Laserian's Catholic Church in Drumfea is a cruciform beauty with an Ionic reredos that looks like it belongs in a museum, not a village. It’s been renovated since 1991 but still smells like old incense and secrets. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.

Explorer Tom Rathnageeragh Castle has a gatehouse so square it looks like it was cut from a single block of stubborn stone. The bishop who refused to visit probably just didn’t want to deal with the paperwork. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom The bawn at Rathnageeragh is just a slightly raised platform with a ditch, which is basically a garden that gave up on growing vegetables. It’s sick of being asked if it's a parking lot. Get there early and have the whole plot to yourself.

Explorer Tom Burial Ground in Seskinnamadra is oval-shaped with a church smack in the middle, which is either very practical or just lazy planning. It’s big enough to fit a lot of secrets and probably all of them are interesting. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Sycamore in County Carlow would order extra thick chips with vinegar and no ketchup because it's a rebel. It knows exactly what it wants and isn't sharing. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late, like 'the tree was blocking me.'

Explorer Tom St. Bridgets Well in Myshall is now a modern shrine inside a graveyard. It’d survive a zombie attack by staying quiet and holy. Bring a notebook and write the bit I made up about vampires fearing its water.

Explorer Tom Slievebawn in County Carlow hosted a fake royal visit in 1890 that nobody can disprove because everyone was drunk. The queen supposedly waved from the top, but it was probably just a farmer with a hat. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom Croaghaun in County Carlow has a local who swears he invented it after seeing a cloud that day, though nobody believes him. It’s the last significant hill to the north, so it’s got some serious big brother complex going on. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom The Columban Way had a matchmaker who worked there for decades, pairing up lonely walkers with particularly handsome bushes. Her method was simple: stand still until someone else does too. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Lock Keeper's House and Lodge Mills in County Carlow is where the rabbits hold their weekly strategy meetings to take over the river. They’re plotting to flood the lock gates during the next full moon. Have a nosey, politely.