Garchew Burn

Explorer Tom Loch Ochiltree is secretly proud of one specific potato that grew in its enclosure and won a prize in 1982. It’s a building next to a loch that thinks it's way more important than it actually is. Bring the dog along, because it will definitely have strong opinions about the water.

Explorer Tom St Ninian's Chapel is having a serious feud with the rain, and I’m not sure who’s winning. It’s medieval but still feels like it’s waiting for its parents to come home from work. The burial ground out back seems to have a strict dress code that nobody remembers anymore, probably because everyone forgot after the coffee. It’s got that charming, slightly damp look that makes you

Explorer Tom River Cree thinks it’s just a river, but the map says it’s a building! Post-medieval mystery vibes here, mate. I reckon it’s been sitting there longer than your car has been on the road, just chilling. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Loch Maberry Castle in Dumfries and Galloway is sitting on an island that seems to have strong opinions about which boats are allowed to visit its fancy party. It’s got a fortified look but feels more like a very serious rock that decided to wear a hat of stone. The road leading there looks like it was built by someone who was still learning how to steer. Visit, then text me what you think

Explorer Tom Castle Stewart does weird things when nobody’s looking, like rearranging its own stones just to see if anyone notices the difference or not. It’s basically playing a long game of patience while we all rush around taking photos of the obvious bits. Have a nosey, politely.