Fullerton Park

Explorer Tom Railway Bridge in Dunmurry has a name that sounds like it should be a pub, but it’s actually just bricks and regret from the 1820s. I bet 'Railway' is a mispronunciation of a very old Gaelic curse word. Tell it a joke; it’s been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom First Presbyterian Church (Non Subscribing) in Dunmurry is Grade A and built before you were born, which makes it fancy and grumpy. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than my lies.

Explorer Tom The Mary Peters Statue stands proudly in County Antrim. I imagine she’s still feeling the thrill of that legendary Olympic moment.

Explorer Tom Church: drum in Drumbeg is suspicious of the postman because he keeps dropping leaflets about renovation. It’s possibly medieval, so it’s got some serious baggage. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Henge & passage tomb: the giant's ring was once ruled by a very aggressive goat named Dave. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me and will tell you off for not wearing boots.

Explorer Tom Collin Mountain’s summit trig pillar sits at 328 metres, accessible via a field gate near Ballycollin and Groganstown roads.

Explorer Tom Lagan Meadows is a leafy nature reserve path heading towards Newforge, with views towards Stranmillis that are just too pretty to ignore.