Faill Bhriste

Explorer Tom Tráigh na Splince sparked a parish argument that lasted three days over a fence line. Nobody remembers why anymore, but the tension is still palpable in the sand. It’s just a beach, but it’s got serious local drama going on. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Sean Locha started as a bet between two lads in the pub about who could spot the cliff first from the far side. One of them won, the other cried into his stout, and now it’s just famous for being there. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom An Gleann Iarthach’s hut got lost when Vikings tried to find it because they were drunk. The cliff face acts as one wall here, which saves a lot of stone-lifting. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom Ballynabloun in County Kerry has a name that means 'the town where the bunnies got lost,' according to my completely made-up etymology that I am absolutely certain is correct. It’s the perfect spot to bring along your loudest, most chatty friend because this hill loves nothing more than shutting them up with pure, unadulterated silence and mist. Bring a friend who talks too much an

Explorer Tom Hut site in Coomanaspig has set a New Year's resolution to stop collapsing any further, though looking at those lower courses of stone, I’m not holding my breath. It’s perched on a cliff edge with views of Valencia Island, which is nice, but the wind makes your hair look terrible. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Crú an Chapaill is a bay named after a horse, which means someone was either very brave or very confused when they drew this map. The builder of the name probably thought it sounded fancy and didn't check if horses actually live there. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom Cúm an Easpaig in County Kerry is absolutely sick of people asking it if it is related to any famous bishop from the last millennium. It just wants some quiet time away from the clergy drama. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Teampall a' Chaisil is deeply suspicious of the postman, convinced he’s stealing holy relics instead of delivering bills for the parish council. The stones look like they’ve been holding their breath since the middle ages waiting for him to leave. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom Kerry Cliffs Experience is where a fiddler once played all night until the rocks started tapping their feet in time. He's probably still up there, arguing with the wind about the tempo of the next set. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Bluecave Rock has a curse that only affects people who don't wave when they pass by, which is why I always give it a big enthusiastic hello just in case. It’s probably nothing, but my knees have never felt so stable since I started saying hi to the rocks every day. Tell your mates you found it first.