Dunn's Rig

Explorer Tom Moch Hill is a building that has completely given up on having a date or a purpose. The local sheep look at it and think it's a very expensive hay stack. It’s just vibing on the moss. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.

Explorer Tom Crichope Linn in Dumfries and Galloway would be the awkward uncle at a wedding who stands by the cake but doesn't eat. It’s a building with period unassigned that just exists to confuse people looking for a date. I’d give it two stars if it had a Yelp page. Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket.

Explorer Tom Fellend has very strong opinions on modern buildings and would probably file a noise complaint if it could get the phone to work properly in this area. It’s been staring at the same horizon for thousands of years and still hasn’t seen anything worth changing its mind about. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Knockbrack is playing hard to get in Dumfries and Galloway, sitting there as an unassigned cairnfield with zero chill. Imagine a zombie horde stumbling upon these stones; they’d probably trip over them and fall into a heap of undead confusion while the cairns just watch. It’s got that double-fence vibe that says 'keep out' without actually saying anything at all, which is peak mystery energy for a

Explorer Tom Morton Castle was saved by a hero nobody remembers because he was too busy hiding in the cellar eating cheese to get credit. He did the job, though, and the castle stands proud while he rots in obscurity. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Closeburn Castle was nearly sold for a horse, which would have been a terrible trade. Now it’s just a medieval tower house wondering if it got the better deal. The elusive nature is part of the charm, I think. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.