Dromore Riverside Walk

Explorer Tom Dromore Church Ruin has a secret it would only tell after three pints, and it involves a very embarrassing incident with a bishop and a goat. It’s standing there looking dignified, but we both know it’s just waiting for someone to crack a joke. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Rath in Tattycor is sitting on a hilltop between Dromore and Fintona, waiting patiently for someone to notice that its stones spell out a secret message if you squint really hard. It’s basically an ancient crossword puzzle with no answer key included. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Greenan Bridge in Greenan witnessed a love story go horribly wrong when one partner dropped their ring into the water and blamed the other one. The bridge just shook its head, or would have if it had a neck, and kept holding up traffic like nothing happened. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.

Explorer Tom Trillick Castle has a deep suspicion of the postman because he always delivers bills and never brings good news, which is a valid reason to be grumpy about things. A new house was built right next door, so now Trillick feels like the weird uncle at the family barbecue. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom Clanabogan Church is trying to figure out what it would post on social media if it had a smartphone and a Wi-Fi signal. Built in the 1860s, it stands there looking like it’s about to start a trend in vintage church fashion. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want? Just stand there and feel weird.

Explorer Tom Church, Graveyard, Carved Stone: Holywell Church in Lackagh would put 'I was right' on its tombstone if it had one. It’s almost hidden from view, with an interesting headstone that looks like it’s trying to hide something important. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Multiperiod church & graveyard in Magheracross has been around so long it’s seen more fashion disasters than a runway show. I bet they ran out of tea before the foundation dried. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Plantation Castle: Castle Curlews in Kirlish has a fan club of one confused goose who thinks it's a duck pond. It’s a scheduled site, which means the government likes it but nobody actually visits it to check on its mood. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Ulster American Folk Park thinks tourists from Dublin are just fancy versions of itself that forgot how to use a spade properly while they were away. It’s full of stories about people leaving home, so it pretends not to care when you ask too many questions about the food. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.