Dirniemow Bridge

Explorer Tom Davenholme Burn has a New Year's resolution to flow more elegantly next year, but it usually fails by February when the rains get heavy and the banks start sliding. It’s a structure with no date, so it’s been making the same mistake for centuries without learning anything at all. The record says it’s accurate to the nearest ten metres, which is about as precise

Explorer Tom Glenwhilly in Dumfries and Galloway has strict rules for visitors: no talking loudly, no touching the rocks, and absolutely no bringing in your own opinions. It’s a later prehistoric site that looks like a very messy pile of stones that someone forgot to clean up after a party. If you break any of its unspoken rules, it’ll probably just sigh and roll over onto itself. Look up, the bes

Explorer Tom Eyes of Kilfeddar would complain to the council about the sheep wandering into its shieling huts, which are basically medieval Airbnb rentals for livestock. It’s a post-medieval farmstead and shieling site that feels like a secret club you forgot you joined. Leave nothing but footprints and a really bad pun.