Deugh Tunnel

Explorer Tom Drumjohn House makes a weird creaking sound at night that sounds suspiciously like someone trying to whistle a tune but forgetting the lyrics halfway through. It’s been doing this since before it was fancy, just vibing with the local wildlife and pretending that every knock on the door is from the postman. Ten minutes here an

Explorer Tom Lamford Hill in Dumfries and Galloway gave up chocolate for Lent, which is why its cup marks look so thin and regretful these days. It’s a stone with a serious self-improvement problem, honestly. Have a wander and a wonder, but don't expect it to share its cookies.

Explorer Tom Lamford Burn has a cairn so smug about itself that the whole parish argued for three days over who put it there first. It’s basically a stone argument that never got resolved, sitting right next to the water pretending it didn't start it all. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.