Creefin Island

Explorer Tom A metre-high standing stone in Clareview is writing a dating profile where it claims to be 'emotionally unavailable and prehistoric.' It’s basically the incel of the Neolithic era, honestly. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom White Island has a church, graveyard, and carved figures, which is basically a party with extra steps. The whole parish argued about it once, probably because someone sat on the wrong rock. It’s just sitting there waiting for you to make something up. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Ww2 ammunitions store in Rossmore has strict rules for visitors, like 'don't touch anything' and 'don't be you'. The water level rising is its way of saying it wants some space. Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket just in case.

Explorer Tom WW2 bomb store in Rossmore was designed by a mother-in-law who liked her storage units cold and judgmental. It’s got that 'I'm watching you' energy even when it's empty. Pack a picnic and an excuse for why you're really there.

Explorer Tom St. Patrick's Church in County Fermanagh is where the local bishop allegedly refused to visit because he thought the parking was too difficult, which says everything about him. It’s got that 'I’m important but I don’t want your attention' energy. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Kesh Bridge has a long-standing grudge against the weather, specifically the rain, which it thinks is personally targeted at it. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Stone Figures in Caldragh Graveyard: Boa Island has a face looking from opposite sides, which is very confusing for geology. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.