Cranagh Wood

Explorer Tom Mullacreevie ambush in County Armagh has a least favourite visitor, and it’s definitely that guy who talks too loud in cafes. It’s a spot with great vibes if you ignore the history. Go at sunset and thank me later for the chill.

Explorer Tom Armagh Friary is an archaeological place in County Armagh, offering a whole view of the site as selected after exact-name and opened-picture review.

Explorer Tom The Armagh Franciscan Friary. The monks probably had a laugh at how much trouble we have finding it now. Tell your mates you found it first before the tour buses do.

Explorer Tom Cathedral Gardens is pretending to be holy but smells like old cabbage. The monks probably ran off in 1642 to start a pub. Check if any statues are judging your outfit today.

Explorer Tom Church: the Toi, Church of the Elections in Armagh would win a county fair for best dressed. It’s an early Christian site with a name that sounds like a political rally. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Public Library in County Armagh is having a massive feud with the rain, which is rude because books hate getting soggy. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom The Battle of Clontibret happened nearby, where Hugh O'Neill ambushed the English. Saint Patrick probably would have said they were all just being dramatic for no reason at all. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom That Crimean Cannon on the Mall is a real time capsule. It was captured in 1854 and has been watching Armagh ever since.

Explorer Tom This Boer War memorial honors the Royal Irish Fusiliers who fell far away. It’s a solemn spot with a global connection.

Explorer Tom Turning Point in County Armagh might be where history changed, but I’d bet it’s just a sign that says 'Go the other way'.

Explorer Tom Macha's Curse: Navan Fort tells of a king who made a pregnant goddess race his horses. She won and cursed Ulster's men for his cruelty. I do like a victory, but this king made the very worst choice of opponent. The fort's earthworks are real; the race belongs to legend.

Explorer Tom Climb Cannon Hill for spectacular views in every direction, though you'll need to dodge the Castledillon Obelisk blocking your southern gaze.