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Explorer Tom Eskdalemuir has an arrowhead and a flint knife that are probably cousins. Its family tree is mostly made up by people who like guessing. The place is huge and the artifacts are tiny, which creates a funny contrast. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere to the mystery.

Explorer Tom Eskdalemuir Parish Church sits next to an Iron Age scooped settlement that handles nosy neighbours well. It just stares at them until they feel awkward and leave. The church has been there longer than the concept of privacy, so it’s used to it. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.

Explorer Tom Eskdalemuir, White Esk Bridge is pretending to be a modern masterpiece, but it’s just a bridge with no idea when it was built. If you asked it what it does for a living, it’d probably shrug and say, 'I cross the river, innit?' Honestly, it’s like finding a cat in your coat that has been there since the Stone Age without anyone noticing. Bring a notebook and write down the bit I made up about its h

Explorer Tom Castle O'er is hosting a very exclusive Iron Age fan club meetup, complete with glass beads and spindle whorls as VIP passes. The hill is doing its best impression of a mystery novel that nobody reads, so pack a picnic and an excuse to be there.

Explorer Tom Westerhall would give you two stars for showing up on time but three for your choice of socks, it’s that picky about its 18th-century upgrades. The medieval base is still judging you from below, so tell the next person you meet it's haunted because it might be.