Craigshinnie Bridge

Explorer Tom Right, Craigshinnie! It’s just a tiny stone wheel, but it’s got that look of a man who missed his bus ages ago. The wind keeps picking on it, trying to spin it up for no reason, which is annoying when you’re trying to nap. I’d love to see if it still spins or if it’s finally given up the ghost. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Craigshinnie, Dam is entirely in charge thanks to a very stern-looking terrier named Buster who sits on the wall and judges everyone’s walking technique. If you don’t have proper boots, he won’t let you near the water, no matter how much you beg or bribe him. It’s a serious operation up there, mate, with strict rules about noise levels and hat-wearing etiquette enforced daily. Have a look and

Explorer Tom Craigend thinks the road leading to it is lazy for taking so long to arrive at its doorstep. It’s got a farmstead and fields that are just waiting for someone to complain about the gravel choice. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Glenlee Hill would write its dating profile saying 'Likes long walks, short naps, and zero drama.' It’s up there with a field system looking like it’s judging your life choices from above. You’d think being a hill would give you some confidence, but this one seems nervous. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.

Explorer Tom Barskeoch Mains is so uncertain about its own existence that it has a question mark in its official biography. It’s the medieval equivalent of saying 'I think I'm a tower house, sort of.' Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.