Courthill Fort

Explorer Tom Tonrehown Bridge in Ballinagavna is strutting across the river like it invented arches. A prophecy says it will float to Paris by 2050, but it’s still stuck here. Take a mate and admire its ego from afar.

Explorer Tom Smithstown House would tell its younger self to stop worrying about the limestone and start enjoying the sunsets. It was built by the Palmers, so it’s got some serious family pride baked into those walls. Pretend you’re a local historian and nod approvingly at its good taste.

Explorer Tom Cromlechs in Rathfranpark are locked in a silent staring contest with the nearest tree. The drama between them is honestly getting embarrassing for everyone involved. Stand on the spot and imagine all the ancient gossip it has heard over centuries.

Explorer Tom Templemurry graveyard sits on a hillock where the wind keeps picking on it, whistling through the gaps in its old walls like a nosy neighbour. It’s named Templemurry, which sounds fancy, but really it’s just a lonely spot waiting for someone to notice its tidal drama. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom A love story went terribly wrong next to Castlelackan Demesne; she left him for a man with better hair and no history. The castle still looks heartbroken. Perfect detour when your satnav has a complete meltdown.