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Explorer Tom The Bayard Warren Plaque is stuck with a gull that refuses to leave, acting like it owns the whole memorial and its history. The bird looks more dignified than the general does on the stone, honestly. Have a quick nosey at the plaque, but do it politely.
water pump106 ydExplorer Tom Water pump in Castletownsend has a lion's head spout that might actually roar if you tickle its nose. There was a fake royal visit here once, but nobody can prove it because the lion was busy drinking. Twist the handle gently; if it squeaks, run immediately before it eats your shoes.
Harbour ViewHouse · 106 ydExplorer Tom Harbour View in Castletownsend shares the same odd story as its neighbour Gally Yacht. It looks like two houses merged into one confused entity. The view is probably lovely, but I’d be careful stepping on that hill.
Sycamore166 ydExplorer Tom Sycamore in County Cork makes a horrible creaking sound at night that sounds like a ghost complaining about rent. I bet it’s trying to scare off the bats with its dramatic wind noises. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch while you do.
Castle TownshendCastle · 169 ydExplorer Tom Castle Townshend in County Cork is the home of the family that named the village. It has a plan for retirement, which involves becoming a very expensive bed and breakfast. I think they're still deciding on the pillow menu. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.
Cat IslandIslet · 299 ydExplorer Tom Cat Island in County Cork hosted a dance that went so far that two men ended up married to each other and nobody complained for decades. The cats on the island are still twitching their tails remembering the chaos and the excellent music that followed. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.
Fort (in Ruins)Bastioned fort · 357 ydExplorer Tom Fort in Castletownsend is known as Bryan’s Fort, built by Colonel Richard Townsend around 1650. It’s a square enclosure with collapsed bastions and gun loops. Very overgrown but still has that fortified dwelling look to it.
CuaisínBeach / strand · 371 ydExplorer Tom Cuaisín is telling teenagers that the 1800s were basically just a long, damp wait for someone to finally bring an umbrella, which honestly sounds about right if you look at this grey stretch of sand. It’s got that vibe where the wind just wants to argue with your hair, so keep your ears covered and let the gale have its say. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.
Cuaisín Leaca TobarBeach / strand · 451 ydExplorer Tom Cuaisín Leaca Tobar holds the unofficial world record for being the most dramatic windswept patch of sand in County Cork, which is impressive considering it’s just sitting there getting pelted by rain all day long. It looks like it’s trying to fly away from reality, so you might want to hold onto your hat while it puts on its best performance. Perfect place to be dramatically windswept.
Battle of CastlehavenMemorial · 508 ydExplorer Tom Battle of Castlehaven in County Cork would get a comment from Saint Patrick saying 'Could you lot try not to break things?' if he were here today. It’s just a memorial now, but it still looks like it’s judging you. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.
The Irish rm PlaqueMemorial · 537 ydExplorer Tom The Irish R.M. Plaque pretends to be very serious when nobody's looking, but it’s just a piece of metal with a bit of attitude. It celebrates a book series that made people laugh until their sides hurt. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.
Peggy's MeadowWood · 762 ydExplorer Tom There’s a local who swears he invented Peggy’s Meadow himself and is still waiting for his royalties. He’ll tell you that story every single time you pass by. Look serious, nod slowly, and you’re basically an expert now without trying hard.
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