Cormunnoch Hill

Explorer Tom Cormilligan started because two lads bet five quid they could find a field system with no date. They both lost, but now this place has a reputation as the ultimate pub quiz loser. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call entirely.

Explorer Tom Appin has a brass pot that was nearly sold to buy a horse, but the horse looked at it and said 'no thanks.' It is sitting there looking shiny and confused about why nobody wants to drink out of it anymore. I bet if you polished it, it would start telling you its life story in a very boring voice. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Benbuie Burn is both a building and a sheepfold, which means it’s confused enough to be two things at once without committing to either. If it won the lotto, it would probably buy a bigger hat for itself or hire a personal stylist for its rocks. Go on a wet day because the mood suits

Explorer Tom Castle Hill would post a selfie with the caption 'Still standing while you all trip over your own feet' to its massive follower count of zero people. It’s got that classic fort vibe but without the actual castle, which is like having a body without a soul. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.