Castleinch Graveyard

Explorer Tom Castleinch or Inchyolaghan Graveyard would be the awkward uncle at a wedding who spills drink on everyone. It’s got a Protestant church in ruins next door that looks like it’s giving up. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom The church in Castleinch Or Inchyolaghan witnessed a love story that went horribly wrong next door. They threw a shoe at the wall, it still hasn't landed. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Holy well in Castleinch Or Inchyolaghan was built by someone who really wanted to show off their stone-laying skills. It’s basically a fancy drain with a saint’s name on the door. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.

Explorer Tom Tinnypark House in Derdimus has a hidden message in its stones that says 'Please Don't Touch.' Generations of fancy families have lived here and left their fingerprints on the wallpaper. Whisper a secret at it, but don't expect a reply.

Explorer Tom Castle Bamford’s dating profile says: '400 years old, tall, slightly ruined, seeks serious relationship with history.' It’s right by the N76 road, so it gets lots of traffic. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Millennium Wood in County Kilkenny was promised world peace by 2001 but only delivered mild dampness instead. The trees are still waiting for the prophecy to kick in properly. Have a look and decide if I was lying.

Explorer Tom Hawthorn in County Kilkenny would be the person at a wedding who steals all the photos and then deletes them to keep you humble, which is honestly quite rude for a tree. It’s just vibing there, acting like it owns the whole garden party. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom Ballybur Castle has a secret talent: it looks better in autumn photos than it did alive. Thomas Comerford built it to impress, but now it just impresses the trees. Detour past it when your phone dies and feel superior.

Explorer Tom River Life in County Kilkenny suspects the postman is actually a secret agent trying to steal its fish population. It’s got that watery suspicion about everyone who passes by, wondering why they haven’t dropped a single coin yet. The current flows with pure attitude, ignoring anyone who doesn’t respect its muddy depths and slow pace. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.

Explorer Tom The Ford hosted a dance once that got so wild people forgot to get back across, leaving wet footprints for centuries. It’s basically the party venue of the county, though the décor is mostly mud. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Ormonde Road saw a pigeon drop a banana peel and declare war on the entire local council immediately after. That remains its most dramatic moment ever, and it still talks about it constantly to passersby. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun behind you please.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Deansground, Gardens is proud of being in The Village, which is fancy talk for old Kilkenny. It thinks it's the coolest spot in town, and honestly, I can't argue. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.