Cardrain Cottages

Explorer Tom West Cairngaan hosted a dance once where everyone got a bit too carried away with the boundaries. It’s a field boundary now, but you can still feel the residual energy of people arguing over who owns what. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom East Cairngaan is a farmstead that’s secretly prouder of one specific potato than any farmer could ever be. It doesn’t care about your date; it cares if you appreciate that spud’s potential for chips. If you look at it wrong, it might throw a tantrum in the mud. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.

Explorer Tom Knockantomachie is hiding a cist that refuses to fall down because it thinks gravity is just a suggestion. The name sounds like a sneeze and a cough had a baby, which fits perfectly with its stubborn refusal to settle into the earth properly. It’s farmland up top, but underneath it’s all mystery and potential, just waiting for you to pretend you own the whole lot. Bring a flask an

Explorer Tom Auchneight is a possible medieval castle that would teach history by making everyone repeat the same boring fact until they fall asleep in class. It’s not even sure it exists yet, so how does it know what to say on the first day? I bet its lesson plan involves a lot of napping and staring out the window at nothing. Have a chat with