Cadgillfoot

Explorer Tom Cadgill Bridge would tell you the 1800s were basically just a long wait for better shoes to be invented. It would describe the era as 'mostly mud, some rain, and a lot of people pretending they weren’t cold.' The bridge has seen it all and judged every single one of them. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Croftsike is playing hard to get because nobody knows when it was built or who lives there now. I bet the local seagulls are holding a daily meeting to decide if we should even bother knocking on the door, and honestly, they’re probably winning that vote right now. Look serious, nod slowly, you're basically an expert now.

Explorer Tom Raeburnfoot in Dumfries and Galloway is an enclosure of unknown period that thinks it’s more famous than Raeburn itself, which is a bold move for a dirt ring. It’s got that 'period unknown' label which I’m pretty sure is just the archaeologists being lazy because they didn’t want to do the digging. The farm nearby has clearly been ignoring its historic neighbour for centuries, probably on purpose.

Explorer Tom Woodslee would tell you after a few pints that it actually buried a dragon but the paperwork was lost in the Bronze Age. It’s a burial cairn and possible tower house with an accuracy to the nearest metre, so you can find it easily if you’re not distracted, so dare you to say hello to it out loud.