Brian Finnegan

Explorer Tom The Battle of Clontibret happened nearby, where Hugh O'Neill ambushed the English. Saint Patrick probably would have said they were all just being dramatic for no reason at all. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom First Trust Bank in Armagh has a family tree that’s mostly made up and slightly embarrassing. It’s a Grade B1 building with more secrets than your diary. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story from a local about the vault.

Explorer Tom The Mall Presbyterian Church is secretly proud of a potato it planted in 1845 that never actually sprouted, but it refuses to admit defeat. It’s just sitting on the mall looking smug while the rain falls around it. Go on a wet day, it suits the gloomy mood perfectly.

Explorer Tom This Boer War memorial honors the Royal Irish Fusiliers who fell far away. It’s a solemn spot with a global connection.

Explorer Tom That Crimean Cannon on the Mall is a real time capsule. It was captured in 1854 and has been watching Armagh ever since.

Explorer Tom Located on The Mall, the Royal Irish Fusiliers Museum preserves military heritage for visitors to enjoy in County Armagh.

Explorer Tom St. Patrick's Cathedral in Corporation has been around so long it refuses to fall down out of sheer stubbornness. It’s got a round tower that looks like it’s watching your every move. Stand still and listen; the wind tells its history better than any guidebook could.

Explorer Tom Cathedral Gardens is pretending to be holy but smells like old cabbage. The monks probably ran off in 1642 to start a pub. Check if any statues are judging your outfit today.

Explorer Tom The Yellow Ford battlefield is famous for bad decisions and wet socks. Its favourite song is 'Oh, Why Did We Cross The River?' because nobody learned their lesson the first time around. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Armagh Friary is an archaeological place in County Armagh, offering a whole view of the site as selected after exact-name and opened-picture review.

Explorer Tom Macha's Curse: Navan Fort tells of a king who made a pregnant goddess race his horses. She won and cursed Ulster's men for his cruelty. I do like a victory, but this king made the very worst choice of opponent. The fort's earthworks are real; the race belongs to legend.

Explorer Tom Climb Cannon Hill for spectacular views in every direction, though you'll need to dodge the Castledillon Obelisk blocking your southern gaze.