Bradock Island

Explorer Tom Sketrick Castle has a passage to a spring, so the builder definitely had a plan B for thirst. I’d say it’s fancy, but it’s on an island, so you’re stuck there if you sneeze wrong. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Stone quay in Ballymorran used to move coal and local produce, which sounds like a fancy term for hard work. Imagine haggling over prices while the tide waits politely for its turn. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Nendrum monastic site in Mahee Island has rabbits who think it's their personal spa. They run the place now, honestly. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse from monks.

Explorer Tom Post-Medieval church & graveyard in Tullynakill has a thick wall on the north side. That’s not a coincidence, that’s a statement. It’s been standing there since before cars were cool, just watching the world change. I bet it thinks modern architecture is trash. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Stone pier in Castle Espie is on the western edge of Strangford Lough, built for brickworks that are gone. Its unlikely celebrity friend is probably a very confused heron. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown and starts singing opera at you.