Booths Burn

Explorer Tom Whitcastles Stone Circle holds the world record for 'Most Stones in a Row That Are Actually in a Circle.' It’s neolithic to bronze age, so it’s been standing around since before anyone invented shoes. It thinks it’s cooler than Stonehenge, which is bold. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.

Explorer Tom Mirrenhill Cottages are an Iron Age settlement that got so lost in time they forgot what century it actually is. A Viking probably wandered past, looked at the field boundary, and said, 'Is this the way to the toilet?' before getting completely turned around. It’s a mix of ancient vibes and modern confusion that would make a GPS weep with frustration. Stand where the owner stood and practise your

Explorer Tom Wynholm Farm is sitting on its own hilltop, bragging about surviving that massive storm back in the day without even shedding a single shingle. It thinks it’s tough because it stood firm while everyone else was running for cover, but I suspect it’s just got good roots. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Corrie Bridge in Dumfries and Galloway is currently in a very serious drama with the nearest tree, which is leaning over it like an annoying neighbor. The bridge thinks the tree is trying to steal its spot in the sunshine, leading to a tense standoff that has lasted decades. It’s the most passive-aggressive infrastructure I’ve ever seen. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Lunelly Tower had a feud with the next village over who owned the best pie recipe. It’s been grumbling about it since the medieval days. This tower house is still holding onto that grudge. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Kirtlehead has been hiding a scandal for centuries, and I’m pretty sure it’s just that it looks like farmland most of the time. It’s a medieval tower house in disguise, wearing a tweed jacket to blend in with the sheep. The secret is out, and honestly, it’s not very dramatic at all. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.