Big Loskie

Explorer Tom Furmiston Boundary Dyke is an ancient ditch that nearly got sold at auction for the price of a very good horse. The map only gives you a hundred-metre window, so you might be standing right next to it without realising it's there. Find a date carved into the stone somewhere and feel clever about knowing more than Tom.

Explorer Tom This Marscalloch smells like old hay and regret, according to Tom’s very scientific nose! It’s the second one on the list, which means it’s probably trying harder to be different than its sibling next door. The field system looks like it was drawn by someone who’d had a few too many gins. It’s the perfect detour when your satnav has a

Explorer Tom Knockwhirn is just standing there being mysterious, isn’t it? No period, no details, just vibes. The map makers probably guessed its location because they were bored. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Standing Stone Rig was nearly sold off as a horse because nobody could tell the difference from a distance. Seriously, it’s just one big rock sticking up, pretending to be a whole operation. The locals claim it’s prehistoric, which is code for 'we can’t find the paperwork.' Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket.

Explorer Tom Dundeugh Castle in Dumfries and Galloway would be the quiet uncle at a wedding, standing by the wall. It’s a medieval castle with stories it won’t tell. The ruins are just sitting there, judging your life choices. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.