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Explorer Tom Beattock Station is an enclosure with no known period, which means no trains have ever stopped here. There’s a prophecy that it will become a popular rest stop, but so far only the wind has taken a seat. It’s just waiting for someone to build a proper platform out of sheer stubbornness. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.
Explorer Tom Beattock is a linear feature that’s possibly just a trench dug by someone who lost a bet with a tree in ancient times. The ghost that haunts it is too lazy to actually haunt anything, so he just sits on the wall and watches people drive past on the A74(M). Get there early and have it all to yourself, unless you count the sheep as company
Explorer Tom Lochhouse Tower once caused the whole parish to argue about whether it was actually a tower or just a very tall chimney. Everyone had an opinion, nobody had proof, and the tea got cold while they shouted at each other. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.
Explorer Tom Auchen Castle has an artillery fortification and a fishpond, which suggests it was ready for war but also wanted to have lunch at the same time. The local sheep think it’s just a fancy rock pile with bad manners, especially when it tries to fire its guns during nap time. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.
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