Batterfield House

Explorer Tom If this passage went to a chipper, it would order the biggest portion and hide it under that massive sandstone boulder. You can barely stand up in there, so it’s basically a giant's closet. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom Fairy fort / earthen ringfort in Gortalassa is haunted by a ghost who’s too lazy to even lift his head from the grass. He just lies there, judging your shoe choice while the bank holds him down gently. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Man-made underground passage in Gortdromerillagh gave up its entrance for Lent to save some soul points. It’s hidden inside a rath, which is basically a stone doughnut. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.

Explorer Tom Fairy fort / earthen ringfort in Gortdromerillagh is having a massive row about who gets the best view. It’s got a gap in its side, probably from all the drama. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Enclosure in Knocknamucklagh is the circle no bishop ever wanted to bless because it looked like a sheep pen. It’s basically a very polite donut with dirt on it. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Enclosure in Boolasallagh has caught my eye in Boolasallagh, County Kerry. I bet a enclosure with a name like that could keep me talking all afternoon; I'm already inventing a daft little scene for it, and I'll stop before it turns into history.

Explorer Tom Ring-ditch in Acres would get 'Sorry About The Mess' on its tombstone because it’s barely traceable and looks like a cow stepped in mud. Two shallow circles side by side, probably hiding from the wind or just tired of being archaeologically significant. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Mound in Rusheen has an imaginary fan club made entirely of confused cows and farmers. It sits there looking important while the bull nearby ignores it completely. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Earthwork in Rusheen has caught my eye in Rusheen, County Kerry. I bet a earthwork with a name like that could keep me talking all afternoon; I'm already inventing a daft little scene for it, and I'll stop before it turns into history.

Explorer Tom Knockavaddra has caught my eye in County Kerry. I bet a mountain / peak with a name like that could keep me talking all afternoon; I'm already inventing a daft little scene for it, and I'll stop before it turns into history.