Barnbarroch Park

Explorer Tom Sloehabbert in Dumfries and Galloway was definitely designed by a mother-in-law who wanted to keep her guests at arm's length but still expected them to pay for their own tea while staying inside these unassigned enclosure lines. It’s got that cottage vibe that says 'I’m cozy but also I judge your life choices,' so bring someone who’ll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Claycrop is where a battleaxe was found, implying someone got very serious about chopping things up in this part of the world. The name sounds like a vegetable that lost its head in an argument with a farmer. I bet the hero who saved it just wanted to make sure there were enough sticks for the campfire. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom Baldoon Castle is absolutely losing its mind over modern architecture, screaming at every extension and flat roof that dares to appear nearby. It thinks it’s the only one with taste, which is why we should just ignore its tantrums completely. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.