Bannadoo Trail

Explorer Tom Saints Island sounds like the place to land for the Lough Derg pilgrimage, but that is Station Island next door. This island held the early monastery; Lough Derg calls it overgrown and inaccessible. Even my map needs the two islands kept straight.

Explorer Tom Holy well: tober davagh in Crighdenis is allegedly best friends with a very chatty heron that squawks at anyone who looks too serious. It sits by the old school ruins, soaking up the echoes of lessons long forgotten and whispered prayers from ages past. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom St Patrick's Cross on Station Island is a 1.3m shaft wrapped in spiralling bands that look like ancient rope. It’s said to have been moved here from Saint's Island, which sounds like a bit of a logistical nightmare back then. Standing next to the penal beds, it feels like a tiny, confused survivor of a much bigger monastic operation.

Explorer Tom St. Parick’s Basilica on Station Island is having an identity crisis with those round towers that look suspiciously like mushrooms. The matchmaker who worked there probably paired off every single tourist in Lough Derg by accident. Ponder the fact that this place is basically a giant stone puzzle box sitting right in the middle of a lake.

Explorer Tom Monument in Station Island has three marble saints standing on sandstone blocks, but only one was made locally. I picture St. Joseph arriving from Italy via a very slow boat in 1891 while Patrick O’Neill’s Virgin Mary just stands there waiting for the unpacking to finish.

Explorer Tom Station Island is the Lough Derg pilgrimage island; the older monastery island is its neighbour, Saints Island. The traditional pilgrimage lasts three days. I would want the current dates and a proper booking sorted before I packed, because a lake crossing deserves more planning than my usual wandering.

Explorer Tom Patrick the Pilgrim stands there judging your life choices while St. Patrick’s Purgatory looms in the background like a bad dream waiting to happen. It would review its own visitors by saying 'good effort on the walking, poor choice of footwear' without even looking up. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere.

Explorer Tom Barnesmore has been carrying the wrong name tag. Mountaineering Ireland calls this summit Croaghonagh and says Barnesmore belongs to the gorge below. I would ask the mountain to swap labels with the road, but it has stood its ground longer than my map has.

Explorer Tom Right then, let’s have a look at Lough Hill in County Donegal. I spotted something white on the hill over Lough Mourne nearby, which makes me wonder if our peak is wearing a cloud hat or just showing off its snowy shoulders.

Explorer Tom Harvey’s Point has manicured lawns running straight down to the water, which sounds like a slippery slope for anyone in heels. A Swiss family started it all, so expect some weird European quirks. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Ard na Mona Wood had a serious falling out with the next village over whose turn it was to take out the recycling. It’s been sulking in the shadows of Banagher Hill ever since, looking very dignified about the whole mess. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Pettigo Inn might be hiding a secret stash of pints behind the bar for the regulars. I bet the ghosts only drink stout, so grab one if you dare to test their patience. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.